![Girls Language: What I think. [I’m a female.]
1) Please don’t say state such a ridiculous thing, you’re giving those we rejected false hope.
2) Um, no. Men, wait until we calm our tits.
3) Obviously don’t let go. Unless you want to get scratched and hit with the hair dryer.
4) If we ignore you playfully, gives us your attention. If we ignore you seriously, bitch you did something stupid.
6) No. Just stop hogging all the sheets.
8) Or you got a little booger who wanted to wave and say hi.
9) Common misconception. We want ice cream.
10) Uhh.. no bitch. What if I have to pee after I give up?](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly7sev12Ms1r9ptjxo1_500.jpg)
Girls Language: What I think. [I’m a female.]
1) Please don’t say state such a ridiculous thing, you’re giving those we rejected false hope.
2) Um, no. Men, wait until we calm our tits.
3) Obviously don’t let go. Unless you want to get scratched and hit with the hair dryer.
4) If we ignore you playfully, gives us your attention. If we ignore you seriously, bitch you did something stupid.
6) No. Just stop hogging all the sheets.
8) Or you got a little booger who wanted to wave and say hi.
9) Common misconception. We want ice cream.
10) Uhh.. no bitch. What if I have to pee after I give up?
(Source: luke-jai-beau-james-daniel)
Hello there fellow stranger and welcome to my humble tumblr. Let's cut the cheese and go straight for the macaroni. I'm an 18 year old female (which means I sit when I pee). I enjoy a good chat and stimulating questions in life. Even though I come off as a cynical human at first glance, beneath this chihuahua exterior lies the tenderness of a retriever. Loyalty, sincerity and honesty are key traits in my life. Let me get to know you and you'll get to know me. :)
